Growing Pains

What to wear during a growth spurt.

Yesterday on social media, I was tagged in an event addressed to “elders.” This morning when I woke up, I saw I’d been turned into a 50-foot woman. Richard said, “At least you’re standing up straight.” I was on my way to the bathroom, and I was looking out at the horizon rather than at the floor. I could see the horizon through the trees in the backyard…